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so I met transdimensionalboundaries today

Boundaries: “Oh you must go molest my instagram.”


Atlantis: “I will molest it so good. So tenderly.”


Boundaries: “Nah it likes it rough. Stop light system safety words will do. Got rope?”


Atlantis: “Unfortunately I do not have an ig so I’ll have to look and not touch. Like a strip club you’re trying not to get thrown out of this time.”


Boundaries: “Awww but you had my images all flustered”


Atlantis: “Sorry babycakes, you’ll have to get your filter fix elsewhere.”


Boundaries: “If you insist. -goes to fondle my pokemon sketches-“


Atlantis: “Don’t give PETA another excuse to bash the Man of Poke
Mon. Stupid phone.”


Boundaries: “But pika is rocking a huge rocket. It demands to be seen. Team rocket shirt that is. I think he stole it from james. The slut. I told him to stop fucking meowth for the money.”


Atlantis: “Desperate times, desperate measures. He got addicted to rare candy, and Meowth was the only one who was wealthy enough to support his addiction.”


Boundaries: “That explains all the candy wrappers I found in his pokeball. I guess since he doesnt use it, It became a stash spot… the shame. I need to get him into rehab”


Atlantis: “We need to stage an intervention to let him know that we care. He’s not alone. We can get him a thunder stone to show him he can evolve past this low point.”


Boundaries: “Don’t say the thunder stone word. That sets him off and he comes back with a rosebud.”


Atlantis: “Perhaps he needs to lay off the ketchup. He might be less irritable.”

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along.

sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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